Tommy Lee’s Wife Brittany Furlan Jokes Her ‘Vagina Was Normal’ Before She Met The Well-Endowed Rocker
Brittany Furlan isn’t holding back the NSFW deets about her sex life with Tommy Lee.
The 36-year-old got REAL candid about her lady parts during a stand-up comedy set last Thursday, sharing all the details about what being married to the well-endowed Mötley Crüe drummer does to a lady:
“I used to do stand-up many years ago, not a lot of people know that about me. Then I stopped doing stand-up comedy and I married Tommy Lee. You guys know about Tommy Lee? The honk honk on the boat Tommy Lee.”
Oh, people know…
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“Yeah, now I should be doing sit-down comedy for the rest of my life. Jesus Christ. My God, does anyone have a f**king ice pack or a heating pad?”
She then went into GRAPHIC detail while describing her womanhood, adding:
“You ever chew up beef jerky and spit it out? That’s what I’m working with right now.”
TMI!! That’s a mental image we’ll NEVER be able to get out of our heads, LOLz! She added:
“F**k. My vagina was normal, okay. It was normal, and nice, and cute.”
We’ve heard of self-deprecating humor, but this just took it to another level! The former Vine star, who married Tommy back in 2019, captioned her post:
“It’s good to be back baby. Thank you to everyone who came out last night. More dates announced soon”
See the full thing (below):
As for Tommy, look, we’ve all seen the peen… Whether from his infamous sex tape with ex-wife Pamela Anderson, or just from simply scrolling along our Instagram feeds. The man certainly doesn’t lack any inches. Remember back in August when the 60-year-old shared a COMPLETELY NUDE bathroom selfie while letting it all hang out?? Yeah, guy’s got guts… AND glory.
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Brittany’s comedy routine came just before she put the rumors of bad blood between her and Pammy to rest, telling TMZ Friday:
“We’re all good. We want happiness, we want everyone to be friends.”
As a refresher, she sparked controversy back in February after Pam released her Netflix documentary, Pamela, A Love Story, captioning a pic of her and Tommy with some not-so-cryptic quotes:
“Once they’ve decided a woman is mad or bad, they will ride that narrative as long as possible until she retreats, loses her temper, retaliates or harms herself — so they can stand and point, ‘Look, we told you so!’ F**k the haters.”
Hey, if there’s one audience member who can relate to Brittany’s not-so-tight five, it’s Pam, right?? What do YOU think, Perezcious readers? Let us know in the comments down below!
[Images via Brittany Furlan/Instagram]